BBQ Fail – Falls off the back of a pickup truck



The word derives from the word “barabicu”, which to the Taíno people in the Caribbean islands meant “sacred fire pit”. If we can get in.

So what is BBQ? I believe BARBEQUE is something that’s cooked over a real-time fire, to ensure that could incorporate cooking, sluggish offset food preparation, food preparation in the ground, food preparation whole hogs over coals, any one of those examples I call BARBEQUE, but for me on an individual level, it’s a German/Czech style, balance out cooking.” I experiment constantly, at the end of the day feel trumps black and white number or formula you can possibly have.

If something’s not tender, it’s simply not tender, if something’s dry, it’s simply also dry. The science behind these things how wood burns, how airflow works, if you start thinking about fluid dynamics inside of a cooker, then science has a pretty huge part of it.

I assume great BBQ is an equilibrium in between scientific research and also all-natural gut reaction. Cooking is really just thermodynamics and chemistry, however more delicious.

Inside the smoker, air molecules are walking around actually swiftly thanks to that fire, they’re vibrating all insane, as well as when they slap right into the brisket, they transfer that power to the meat, either adding chemical reactions or raising the temperature. Meat browns when it cooks, whether it’s straight warmth like a steak or slow like BBQ. Heat breaks proteins down into amino acids, which then react with sugars to develop molecular deliciousness, which occurs to be brown.

It’s not caramelization, it’s something called the Maillard reaction. It began with entire pets, you would market what you could and afterwards whatever was left, as a technique of conservation, you would BBQ stuff on Sundays For us to fully understand the science of BBQ, we need to know a little about the hunk of meat we’re cooking. Meat in general is muscle, which is primarily protein, fat, some vitamins and minerals, and whole lot of water.

Brisket comes from across chest area of cow, right here, and since cattle don’t have collarbones like us, this muscle has to support more than half their body weight.

That means it’s got a lot of three things: hard-working muscle, fat, and connective tissue. It’s basically the opposite of filet mignon. But if we apply the right kind of science, those three things can come together like Voltron to make something very tasty.

So at the end of the day you want it to be tender, juicy, good bark, with good fat render. Some of you might not want to hear this, but making good BBQ is like making Jell-O.

Ribs, brisket, pork shoulder, all cuts of meat that have tons of connective tissue, the molecular glue that supports all those muscle fibers. Collagen, one of the proteins in connective tissue, can make up a quarter of all the protein in a mammal’s body.

Cook ’em fast, and those proteins snap up tight like rubber bands, they have the texture of them too. They melt if you cook them slow. Its long protein chains break down and water works its way in when collagen is heated slowly and held there for hours (and hours).

That’s what makes good BBQ so tender inside. BBQ cuts also have a good amount of fat.

These have much higher melting points than unsaturated fats like, say, vegetable or olive oil you have in your kitchen, because those straight triglyceride tails are stable, packed nice and close.

As we heat these saturated fats up, slowly, we can disrupt those hydrogen bonds and turn to liquid, called rendering. Which is delicious. Together, melting collagen to gelatin and liquefying fat make the meat OH SO TENDER. You need no teeth to eat dis beef.

What’s fun about an oven? There’s nothing fun about ovens. Did they have ovens back in the early days, coming up through Mexico? No you dug a hole in the ground, you buried a head, on coals, you cooked on a fire. And that’s where I’m coming from more on the traditional side of it.

That gets into a whole other thing too, how you’re using wood, green wood, dry wood, post oak, hickory, mesquite, pecan, any of these different kinds of woods they all taste different, they all cook different. The hardwoods used in BBQ smoke have lots of cellulose and lignin.

When burnt slowly, cellulose caramelizes into sugar molecules that flavor the meat.

And lignin is converted into all kinds of aromatic chemicals that flavor the meat, and can even act as chemical preservatives. You just can’t have brisket, or any BBQ, without that beautiful smoke ring.

Meat starts out pink because it’s full of oxygen-carrying molecule called myoglobin. Well, BBQ smoke contains gases like carbon monoxide and nitric oxide, made by burning wood.

That gas diffuse into the edges of the meat, bind to the myoglobin in place of oxygen.

It’s not just heat, it’s not just the temperature on a gauge, it’s how the smoke is coming out of the smokestack, it’s how a piece of wood if it flames up and dies out real quick, it’s about a heat curve, how long is it gon na last, are you forcing a piece of wood to do something it doesn’t want to do? You can’t really make a piece of meat do what you want it to do, you can only guide it to do what you think you want it to do.

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Poor guy lost his BBQ in Brantford. Good thing it looked like it had been well used and was not brand new.

Poor guy lost his BBQ in Brantford. Good thing it looked like it had been well used and was not brand new.

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